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(514): View more from Quebec

just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.

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(503): View more from Oregon

You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.

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(801): View more from Utah

Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail

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(207): View more from Maine

Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...

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(419): View more from Ohio

There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.

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(949): View more from California

I have no words

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Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

She invited us over for cocaine and donuts

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(727): View more from Florida

You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.

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