So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
