you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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