dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I think my moral compass just broke
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