Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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