The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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