She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
