My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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