Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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