I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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