plz talk dirty to me
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I can text with my tongue
this beer tastes like vomit already
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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