just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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