you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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