just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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