the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Randomize