Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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