we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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