i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
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