You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
areolas are like halos for boobs.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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