I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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