You work out of a Hotel?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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