Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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