Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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