hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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