# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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