she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Hippo gnu deer
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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