its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Dicks are not precious.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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