just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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