Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
it's like heaven, but drunker
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Randomize
