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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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