True but thats because hes a fetus.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She even gives head with a lisp.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
We just shotgunned beers for America
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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