i would punch a child for taco bell
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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