There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
His nipple licking is glorious
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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