i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
