Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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