I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Girls should come with a carfax report
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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