I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Your cock deserves a montage
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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