I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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