porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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