I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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