You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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