i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
