we're chasing vodka with high fives
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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