she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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