is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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