Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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