Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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