So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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