Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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