just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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