The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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