Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize